For The Ladies :-)

[Chai]

I got these in my email and most of them made me laugh... If anyone needs a chuckle... start reading! [img]smile.gif[/img]

Interesting quotes from famous women...

Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened.
-Cora Harvey Armstrong
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The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
-Helen Hayes (at 73)
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I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
-Janette Barber-
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Whoever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Every time I hear it, I think I'm
supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone.
-Jan King-
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A few weeks after my surgery, I went out to play catch with my golden retriever. When I bent over to pick up the ball, my prosthesis fell out. The dog snatched it, and I found myself chasing him down the road yelling
"Hey,come back here with my breast!"
-Linda Ellerbee-
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Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
-Lily Tomlin-
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You know the hardest thing about having cerebral palsy and being a woman?
It's plucking your eyebrows. That's how I originally got pierced ears.
-Geri Jewell-
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A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
-Carrie Snow-
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Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
-Laurie Kuslansky-
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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my
head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
-Erma Bombeck-
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Old age ain't no place for sissies.
-Bette Davis-
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A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
-Rhonda Hansome-
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The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
-Jane Sellman-
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Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows.
-Jennifer Unlimited-
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Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
-Charlotte Whitton-
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Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
-Caryn Leschen-
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I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at
once. -Jennifer Unlimited-
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If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
-Catherine Aird-
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When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow!
-Kathy Buckley-
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I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb .. and I'm also not blonde.
-Dolly Parton-
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You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
- Erica Jong-
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If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
-Sue Grafton-
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I think---therefore I'm single.
-Lizz Winstead-
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When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
-Elayne Boosler-
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Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
-Maryon Pearson
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In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man--if you want anything done, ask a woman.
-Margaret Thatcher-
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I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
-Gloria Steinem-
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I never married, because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late every night.
-Marie Corelli-
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If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck?
-Linda Ellerbee-
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I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor-
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Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt-
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Hugs -- Chai

[Katt721]

The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
-Jane Sellman-


Truer Words were NEVER spoken!! LOL

Thanks for those!!

[Chai]

OMG! Terry! I KNEW you'd like that one best! [img]wink.gif[/img]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Twizzle:
If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
-Catherine Aird-
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^^ My philosophy for life [img]wink.gif[/img] LOL</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

[The Best Thing]

Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
-Charlotte Whitton-
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Too true!

[sophie]

wicked!
i especially love the one from Zsa Zsa Gabor!!
and the "come back here with my breast!"
lmao!!

thanks for posting.

Soph x

[Twizzle]

If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
-Catherine Aird-
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^^ My philosophy for life [img]wink.gif[/img] LOL

[_TearDropOnFire_]

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt-
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I love that quote. It's my fav. [img]smile.gif[/img]

[Chai]

Me too [img]smile.gif[/img]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by _TearDropOnFire_:
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt-
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I love that quote. It's my fav. [img]smile.gif[/img] </font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>